I had all these ideas of grandeur about how I was going to buy a sick camper and drive across the country and then I realized I’m owned by the federal government so I couldn’t just arbitrarily voyage from one National Park to another as I pleased… damn adulting. … More Camping in the Trunk
The spider had made its move and began phase one of its assault. Mom was completely unaware that the only thing that stood between she and death was the thin windshield. … More One of the Times My Mother Tried to Kill Me
I was sitting in my house one day staring at the textured wall, wondering what sort of creatures I could turn them into when I decided I was going to build a table. … More Building my Wolf Table
I arrived at the trail head ready to annihilate this six mile out and back trail. Armed with my hat, freshly applied sunblock, and a backpack containing three liters of water and an apple I was ready… or so I thought. … More I Thought Hiking was Easy
